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svvords:

when someone cute follows u first

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(Source: wasiangod, via laughing-llama)


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shegoestothemovies:

me: *sees a sweet caring courageous character* you’re gonna be my favourite

me: *sees a sarcastic apathetic trashbag character* you’re also gonna be my favourite

(via laughing-llama)


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pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

(Source: parallelseaarchive, via jessicayuniverse)


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theemuka:

i’m literally coming to the realization that i’m not close to anybody anymore and it sucks

(via laughing-llama)


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klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please
mindymcginnis:

Pretty much, yeah.
kaminas-spirit:

lolshtus:

Lions Save Kidnapped Girl

if lions are coming to rescue someone, you have to know what you’re doing is wrong. you know, in that moment before you’re torn in to tiny little pieces by said lions 


themoonphase:

Do you ever feel so… off? Like, am I really this way or am I this way because of this other person? Who was I before this person, who was I during this person, who am I now that this person is gone? Do I like who I am now? Do I want to make certain decisions and what will that make of me then? Will I be me or will I be you? What, me, you, who?

(via tom-marvolo-dildo)


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meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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(via tom-marvolo-dildo)


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kalamboart:

So i was speaking to my sister and she told me to draw a reverse centaur and this is what i pictured but i don’t think she pictured this