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humorstop:

Shit is about to go down
literally
amytakesatumblr:

Happy National Dogg Day, Everyone. 


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breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.


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theanti90smovement:

every post on this website 


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foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

(via muchtooold)


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seerofsarcasm:

persystella:

groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."

(via tom-marvolo-dildo)


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to-for-six-oh-won:

moriarty-walks-free:

brigwife:

things you can do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • get married (with parental permission)
  • start a family
  • join the army where they use guns and bombs and shit
  • move out

things you can’t do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • buy a pair of scissors

are you serious

A shadowy figure in an alleyway opens his long coat

psst, hey kid, you wanna buy some scissors


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