you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
SO SOMEONE I DONT KNOW TEXTED ME AND
NO AND THEN
HELP ME I DONT KNOW WHO THIS IS AND I LOVE THEM
can i marry you seriously
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on
Mitt Romney has a crush on a llama, pass it on.
Mitt Romney once crushed a llama, pass it on.
Mitt Romney wants Bush to samba, pass it on.
Mitt Romney gave birth to Osama, pass it on.
I WAS IN THE BATHROOM CLEANING AND I SAW MY SISTERS MAKEUP SO I PUT IT ON HORRIBLY ALL OVER MY FACE BECAUSE I WAS BORED AND IT WONT COME OFF NOW
GUYS WHAT DO I DO THIS WILL HAVE CONSIQUENCES
I WILL BE BULLIED
DAD THIS ALL YOUR FAULT. YOU NEVER TOOK ME TO A BASEBALL GAME AND NOW I HAVE THE DESIRE TO TRY ON MAKEUP
Google says hand sanitizer is a quick make up remover omfg this better work