hausereiring:

roxion:

you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times

and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice

(Source: xionsexual, via perksofbeingapotatoe)

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hunter-and-angel:

hunter-and-angel:

SO SOMEONE I DONT KNOW TEXTED ME AND

NO AND THEN

AND THEN

HELP ME I DONT KNOW WHO THIS IS AND I LOVE THEM

can i marry you seriously

(via timetravellingtrenchcoat)

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e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

(via perksofbeingapotatoe)

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vive-la-vie-boheme:

mauvecardigans:

kissedbyflame:

captainwolfos:

atumn:

mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on 

Mitt Romney has a crush on a llama, pass it on.

Mitt Romney once crushed a llama, pass it on.

Mitt Romney wants Bush to samba, pass it on.

Mitt Romney gave birth to Osama, pass it on.

(Source: e102gamma, via nachosinthetardis)

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pleaseandaitah:

pleaseandaitah:

pleaseandaitah:

pleaseandaitah:

I WAS IN THE BATHROOM CLEANING AND I SAW MY SISTERS MAKEUP SO I PUT IT ON HORRIBLY ALL OVER MY FACE BECAUSE I WAS BORED AND IT WONT COME OFF NOW
GUYS WHAT DO I DO THIS WILL HAVE CONSIQUENCES
I WILL BE BULLIED

DAD THIS ALL YOUR FAULT. YOU NEVER TOOK ME TO A BASEBALL GAME AND NOW I HAVE THE DESIRE TO TRY ON MAKEUP

Google says hand sanitizer is a quick make up remover omfg this better work

IT’S BURNING

(Source: aduhm, via nachosinthetardis)

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