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dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!


vvhaleshark:

vvhaleshark:

if this gets 1K notes I will jack off to bee movie

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ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo
a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

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bookjunkie26:

EASTER

he’s in his thirties

people in their thirties can enjoy Easter too

dang I’m just saying it’s funny I’m not insulting anyone

shh were meant to have a fake argument for the notes just play along

fuck I meant to say that thirty year olds are all dumb lol

omg no their not u cant jus tel ppl how 2 liv omg


hades-helm-of-darkness:

The final scene of How I Met Your Mother should’ve been Marshall and Lily, Barney and Robin (still married) and Ted and Tracy all in their sixties sitting and playing bridge on the front porch.

The final line?

Marshall: ‘BRIDGE! I win!’

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decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

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cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T


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chusska:

I shaved my leg. Feel how smooth it is!


Nash Grier would be so happy


hollabackhoe:

Me checking my final grades on the internet:

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