danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy


discare:

Do you ever just wish you could unmeet someone? like maybe they were great up first, or even for awhile. But then they cause you so much pain and sadness that it wasn’t even worth the good times. So now they’re just stuck in your life, in your fuckin thoughts. You want them out but nope, forever they’ll be part of you.

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teamstarpluskid:

ajunkiesloins:

soratrick:

merederpien:

ronaldweasley:

HE WAS A LORD

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AND HE WAS A QUIRRELL

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CAN I MAKE IT ANYMORE OBVIOUS?

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omfg crying

HE TAUGHT AT SCHOOL

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HE TOOK BALLET

WHAT MORE CAN I SAY?

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HE WAS EVIL

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HE’D NEVER TELL

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SECRETLY HE WAS EVIL AS WELL

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How have I not seen this yet?

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shutub:

squidinthesky:

All of my friends are fun, talented, cutie-patooties, and I’m just here like

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT TALENTED THT WAS THE MOST MAJESTIC THING IVE EVER SEEN

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darling-cafe:

meme-meme:

awww, wait

whuuut


leightimtam:

leightimtam:

NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED

Who reblogged his

Why are there so many notes

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kldzbop:

kldzbop:

never ever hit the space bar on your keyboard or else you will be taken to SPACE so dont EVER hit it this is a psa

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*sweats nervously*

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humorstop:

Shit is about to go down
literally
amytakesatumblr:

Happy National Dogg Day, Everyone. 


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