Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
this is real
groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.
"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."
things you can do in the uk at 16 years of age
- get married (with parental permission)
- start a family
- join the army where they use guns and bombs and shit
- move out
things you can’t do in the uk at 16 years of age
- buy a pair of scissors
are you serious
A shadowy figure in an alleyway opens his long coat
psst, hey kid, you wanna buy some scissors